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Stress Test

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF....

• Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
  
• You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
  
• You say the same sentence over and over, not realizing that you have said it before.
  
• The sun is too loud.
  
• Trees begin chasing you.
  
• You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
  
• You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
  
• You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
  
• You can hear mimes.
  
• You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
  
• Things become "Very Clear".
  
• You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
  
• The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
  
• You begin speaking in a language only you and Channelers can understand.
  
• You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
  
• Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
  
• You and Reality file for a divorce.
  
• It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
  
• You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
• white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
  
• You can travel without moving.
  
• Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
  
• You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
  
• You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for
• the rest of the night.
  
• Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
  
• You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
  
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.....
  
• Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
  

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